JD RECITES POETRY

“I’m Making a List” by Shel Silverstein

 I’m making a list of the things I must say

 For politeness,

And goodness and kindness

 And gentleness,

Sweetness and rightness:

Hello!

Pardon me.  How are you?

 Excuse me. Bless you.

 May I? Thank you,

Goodbye.

If you know some that I’ve forgot,

Please stick them in your eye!

PIE OR POST not a tough decision

I had two hours.  I could either write a clever post or make pie.

Sorry, no contest.  

We took the two apple pies, along with trout DH caught, for a ride.

 There the fish were breaded and deep fried.

 When the breaded trout were ready...

 ...fresh onion rings got the same treatment.

only one more thing to make it a meal.

It was all good.

SAY CHEEZE

Some pictures I’ve stolen from the internet that made me smile.

After looking at this one again I hope the cow was 

helped over her jumping indiscretion without damage.

In fact I was wondering at two a.m. how to moooove her safely.

Didn't come up with a good answer.

...and one of my favorites...