Monday, November 15, 2010

DID I ALREADY TRY THIS?

I've looked for things in my closets in just the same way.
At least I wasn't in a public place
when I was acting like a turkey.

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How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey?
One, but you really have to squeeze him in.

What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
The letter G!

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside.

7 comments:

  1. Poor turkey! I too have done that with looking for things, though sometimes they do turn up-but I am a notoriously bad looker. Like the jokes!

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  2. A smile? On a Monday? For me?
    Thanks, Leenie!

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  3. Awww! Poor turkey! I hope the turkey won't hold it against me that I laughed.

    That's right - it's your Thanksgiving coming up! (ours is in October)

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  4. Hehehe! But shame, I have to say that the turkey has my sympathy. I would also go crazy if I knew that what was waiting for me on the 25th, was someone shoving stuff up my backend, followed by a hot oven.

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  5. Ha!! I especially like the first joke about stuffing a cook in the turkey. :)

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  6. Love the jokes, but feel a bit sorry for the turkey!!

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