STUFF I'VE LEARNED part 9

Quotes and thoughts and things in my note book.

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1.  Bad decisions make good stories.

2.  Straws make it taste better, frames make it look better.

3.  Determination is the feeling you get just before you
     try to do something incredibly stupid.  (see #1)

4.  The only difference between a toilet that needs its handle jiggled
     and a peaceful fountain is perspective.

5.  That which does not kill me does not always make me stronger.  

      Sometimes it just postpones the inevitable and prolongs the misery.

6.  It's a good idea to go the the bathroom before doing frightening things.

7.  An ounce of pretension is worth a pound of manure.

8.  Where do you find a twenty-pound cat?

Right where you left him.