Even though
my clock says it’s morning,
the sun is slow to get up when the temperature is
so cold exposed skin feels like it’s been plunged in ice water.
A hike across campus is a little spooky in all this dark.
Almost out of nowhere shadowy figures
began walking toward me.
Fortunately I’d remembered to spray
myself down liberally with zombie repellant.
I wish I had BRAINS!
If I had BRAINS I wouldn’t have signed up...
…for this freakin’ 8 a.m. class in this
frozen hell.
Then the sun came up and they all
disappeared.
And I was left to wonder if this guy had
been dared to put his tongue on a lamp post.
I am so scared!
ReplyDeleteA class?
at 8:00am?
indeed!
That is quite scary! What were they doing there at 8? Zombie class?
ReplyDeleteum....a class, at 8 a.m., what were you thinking??
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh 8am classes and Zombies the horror. B
ReplyDeleteHa, I love it. My littlest girl goes around saying Zombies...Zombies...Zombies... It brings me back to the day when I signed up for a &am geology class.
ReplyDelete8AM now that is really scary..especially for a night person like me:)
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ReplyDeleteThe best strategy is to run away.
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This is the coolest thing ever!
ReplyDeleteWonderful - love the pumpkin!
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