Children are taught in school that the United States
has fifty states. It’s an accepted
fact. However, with a little research
the conclusion may be that Idaho
is a baseless myth.
So what is Idaho ? Nothing.
People have been brainwashed by the map-making community to believe Idaho exists. All the so called “evidence” of the reality of
Idaho is a
mixture of falsifications, lies and exaggerations. So if I seem a little confused about what is
going on and where I am, most of the time just remember I’m living in my own private Idaho .
Not counting me do YOU know anyone from Idaho ?
According to the 2010 census there are 1,567,582 people in Idaho . If there are so many Idahoers where are they? Idaho is
supposed to be TWICE the size of Maine , Vermont , New Hampshire , Rhode Island , Connecticut
and Massachusetts
combined. Isn’t it strange that a place
claiming to be so big has so few people?
What about Idaho
Potatoes? Almost any supermarket in the United States has sacks of potatoes with the Idaho label. People think they were “grown” in Idaho . This is probably just the name of that
variety potato like Bing Cherries, Jonathan Apples or Iceberg Lettuce.
If you look at the United
States on a satellite photo can you figure out where Idaho is supposed to be? It’s impossible to locate the borders of
this state without the help of an overlay of a map. Even people who forecast weather pretty much
ignore Idaho . They will tell us about storms all around the
region but seldom mention this bogus state.
Try to find an airline that flies into Idaho .
Delivery service and the U.S. Mail have addresses in Idaho
but have you ever received anything from Idaho ?
If you ask most people the location of Idaho
they guess somewhere near Iowa or Ohio . Even though I claim to be from Idaho I’M not even sure
where it is. Ask me about the dimensions of the place; or to name more than one
or two towns or rivers and I get kind of foggy about the facts.
If I drive for a day to the east I’m
supposed to be in Wyoming .
All that is there are miles of dirt, brush,
eighteen wheeler trucks
and an occasional antelope.
If I travel one or two days to the west
I’ll see
pretty much the same things until I go through some mountains
to what is called
the “Oregon Coast .”
If I go southwest into “Nevada ” it’s even worse
plus there are no antelope.
If I travel
either north or south on Interstate Fifteen
I’ll see more open range with only
a scattering of cattle
and a few pockets of civilization for hours and hours.
pretty funny. guess i'll have to take your word for it as i've never been there - or at least never noticed i was there. :)
ReplyDeleteI drove to Boise once on a business trip, and turned on the wrong way and ended up in the middle of no where. There wasn't even anywhere to turn around for an hour. It was super weird. So, kind of like an alien abductee, I believe in Idaho.
ReplyDeleteThis made me smile Leenie. I have great difficulty placing any US States on the map - although I have been to your country many times.
ReplyDeleteI went into our local Post Office this morning to post a letter to The Netherlands and the girl behind the counter asked me if the Netherlands was in Asia!!!
One of my favorite movies of all time is set in Idaho (the Gem State). Napolean Dynamite! Couer d'Alene is on my short list of places to retire. You're the cool state that looks like a chimney! Don't know how it got it's fun shape, but I'll bet this show would be able to tell you how your state got it's shape, too. http://www.history.com/shows/how-the-states-got-their-shapes
ReplyDeletePS..Weaver of Grass....Aaaauuuuggghhh! How old was the lady at the Post office?
CeeCee: the Idaho panhandle where Couer d'Alene is located,Lake Pend Oreille and the Clark Fork River country is beautiful. In fact there are gorgeous forests and mountains over most of the state. Fortunately for Idahoans most of those places are off the beaten path. And we like it that way.
ReplyDeleteOK I admit it - I have no idea where Idaho is (apart from knowing that it is in America). I love how you talk about driving for a couple of days - if I did that here I would end up drowned, as I would have driven into the sea!!
ReplyDeleteClever post, Leenie! I think I feel the same way about Iowa sometimes, though could never have explained it as well as you did!
ReplyDeleteYou make me laugh. I can always count on you for that. You are very clever with your words.
ReplyDeleteI like the photos of Idaho if there is an Idaho. I have heard of the potato; is it not true? Darn marketing gimmicks. B
Interesting and funny too! I have no idea where Idaho is which I feel a bit bad about-but I am not discriminating against Idaho, I am just geographically challenged (ask Andy!)
ReplyDeleteI love the pictures and the descriptions of what would happen if your drove in different directions. I am going to google Idaho now!
Butch Otter is your governor. I have just read this on wikipedia. I hope it is true as this is the best leader name I have heard in a long time!
ReplyDeleteGovernor Otter is quite a colorful character. He often wears a cowboy hat and boots. His real name is Clement Leroy Otter. No wonder he goes by Butch.
ReplyDeleteI think Idaho is GORGEOUS..it's on my list of places to visit.
ReplyDeleteHello left something for you at my blog :) B
ReplyDeleteAh Idaho...I once spent a weekend in Deary Idaho at a friend's farm...there were three feet of snow on the ground. That was a pretty area...but I also remember driving through Lewiston (sp?) on the way there and the smell of the paper mills was horrid! :)
ReplyDeleteI've been there...and Idaho is a very beautiful state. And to this day I always eat Idaho potatos...are there any other kind?
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We have friends in Boise and McCall..Idaho is a beautiful State. We looked seriously at moving to Bonner's Ferry one time..and love the northern part of your State. That road to McCall is a real adventure. We know your State Fire Marshall, he and my husband grew up on the same block in Park Rapids Minnesota.
ReplyDeleteOh I like Sandpoint too.. and the eastern border you share with Wyoming. I love the Tetons from the wrong side..where there are no tourists:)