Monday, November 12, 2012

THE LEMMINGS ARE GAINING ON ME

Zombies want brains.  I'm safe.


Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe.
So basically a clown ninja.


I went for a run but came back after two minutes because I forgot something.
I forgot I'm out of shape and can't run for more than two minutes.


When posting on Facebook status, there is a fine line between, 
"What's on your mind?" and
"I should probably see a therapist about this."


"...and when you get older and have your own children and
THEY make YOU go batshit-wingnut  crazy,
I will laugh and laugh and..."


I'm not anti-social.
I just prefer not to deal with your drivel.


If life gives you melons you might be dyslexic.


I'm not short.  I'm fun-sized.


16 comments:

  1. The laugh of the day....you ARE a clown ninja.

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  2. All good, "life gives you melons" made me snort!

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  3. phffft snort! If laughing makes you healthier I am a picture of good health for this past couple of minutes reading your post!

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  4. Thank you for the giggle - you've made my day!

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  5. hahahahaa!! thanks for the morning laugh! i needed that...getting ready to head out to work!

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  6. The sink made me laugh out loud. :-)

    We've frightened the intern next to me. Score one point for us!!

    Pearl

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  7. The last one is something I have endured..that one with cat flinging into the air...priceless!!!

    Linda
    http://coloradofarmlife.wordpress.com
    http://deltacountyhistoricalsociety.wordpress.com

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  8. All good! My favourites are A whim away and those slippers! How can slippers look so evil?!

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  9. Oh thank you I needed that laugh that finds it's way out of the deep buried crevices of your soul and leaps forth not to be stopped or contained. Yup I needed that. Thanks Hugs B

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  10. Hahahaha!! You made my day. And also, many a true word ...

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  11. These are so funny! I laughed and laughed, just what I needed today.

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