TAKING MY CAMERA FOR A WALK

I bought another camera.  It's an upgrade from my Nikon D40 to a slightly used D3100.  More megapixels plus video capabilities.  I just bought the body since I already have lenses so it wasn't a major purchase.  The other morning I took it for a walk. I sized these shots down to 500px so they'd open quickly.   Still fumbling with new buttons and the autofocus. There's always so much to learn.

THE LEMMINGS ARE GAINING ON ME

Zombies want brains.  I'm safe.

Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe.

So basically a clown ninja.

I went for a run but came back after two minutes because I forgot something.

I forgot I'm out of shape and can't run for more than two minutes.

When posting on Facebook status, there is a fine line between, 

"What's on your mind?" and

"I should probably see a therapist about this."

"...and when you get older and have your own children and

THEY make YOU go batshit-wingnut  crazy,

I will laugh and laugh and..."

I'm not anti-social.

I just prefer not to deal with your drivel.

If life gives you melons you might be dyslexic.

I'm not short.  I'm fun-sized.