Always borrow money from a pessimist.
He won't expect it back
You have a cough? Go home tonite and eat a
whole box of Ex-Lax. Tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are
members of a weird religious cult.
Rita Rudner
When choosing between two evils
I always like to pick the one
I've never tried before.
Mae West
Blessed are the young for they shall inherit
the national debit.
Herbert Hoover
What if Pinocchio said, "My nose will not grow"?
What if this weren't a hypothetical question?
What do you do if you see an endangered animal
eating an endangered plant?
Everybody has a photographic memory.
Some of us just don't have a memory chip.
I do like George Carlin...and I do believe he is right.
ReplyDeleteI laughed at the L'oreal ad! LOL! That struck me funny for some reason!
ReplyDeleteI like the Herbert Hoover quote...well, maybe I shouldn't say I LIKE it, but how true!!
ReplyDeleteIt was the labrador puppy that I loved best!
ReplyDeleteHappy weekend!
Very witty and funny. My favorite is the one about the two evils.
ReplyDeleteI loved these... especially the one about choosing between two evils!
ReplyDeleteLinda
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Hahaha! Is the corollary of the first one: Never lend money to an optimist?
ReplyDeletePS I like the Dog Training for Dummies one best ....
oh yeah...i agree that over doing the Xlax will definitely cure a cough! ha!
ReplyDeleteand WHO is that in the L'Oreal ad?? NICE hair!
Carlin...always funny stuff coming out of his mouth...yet, this quote you used must be ONE of the FEW that didn't contain the Fword...haha!!
happy sunday!
Thanks for the smiles:)
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