The "city" a few minutes north of here is considering chickens.
Our "city" already has considered chickens and decided long ago
they were pets as long as a maximum of 5 are kept and are not
permitted to run at large.
Lack of snow has put our big Snowfest back in the freezer.
But that's okay. The snow plows can be put to use
pushing spilled, and therefore mashed, potatoes off the highway.