Why I'm scared to shop at Walmart
Why do we need a Num Lock key?
Why is it so impossible to make grocery tomatoes taste like garden tomatoes?
Why is it no matter how carefully you stir your hot breakfast cereal
there will always be at least one lump?
Why can't there be a mobile device screen we can read in the sunlight?
Why aren't there bagels that fit in toasters?
Why is toilet paper attracted to my shoes?
Why can Goofy talk but Pluto can't?
If you're tired of others looking down on you,
maybe it's time to grow up.
Less isn't more when you're standing next to someone
with a whole lot more.
Minds are like parachutes. Just because you've lost yours
doesn't mean you can borrow mine. And they work best
when they're open.
Nothing is solved when you get your knickers in a knot
and it makes you walk funny.