Tuesday, July 29, 2014

THIS IS ALL I COULD FIND TO BLOG ABOUT...

Being an adult is the dumbest thing I've ever done.

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness
is understanding the other person is a complete moron.

Those of you who expect me to go out of my head at any moment...

...it may take a while longer because the exits are not clearly marked.

When you think about how huge the earth is...

...and how it's just a fraction of the size of the sun...

...which in turn, is just a tiny speck of dust
in the overall universe...

...it's pretty easy to rationalize eating an entire cake.