Even though my clock says it’s morning,
the sun is slow to get up when the temperature is
so cold exposed skin feels like it’s been plunged in ice water.
A hike across campus is a little spooky in all this dark.
Almost out of nowhere shadowy figures began walking toward me.
Fortunately I’d remembered to spray myself down liberally with zombie repellant.
I wish I had BRAINS!
If I had BRAINS I wouldn’t have signed up...
…for this freakin’ 8 a.m. class in this frozen hell.
Then the sun came up and they all disappeared.
And I was left to wonder if this guy had been dared to put his tongue on a lamp post.