Thursday, March 29, 2012


Last night I found myself caffeine buzzed, wide awake and internet surfing.  I saw a few things I really wish I hadn't, learned some stuff and stole some photos. But, hey, if it's online it must belong to the world, right?

Maybe the reason for the obesity epidemic is everyone is standing in their shower using hair products which are supposed to add volume and body.  Shouldn't we be using that dish soap which claims it: "Takes grease right out of your way."?

Before you criticize someone--walk a mile in their shoes.  Then you'll be too far away for them to hear you and you'll have their shoes so they can't run after you.

Avoid writing down or sharing photos of anything that could embarrass if made public.

I have a very firm grasp on reality.  I can reach out and strangle it at any time.

Never put both of your feet in your mouth at the same time 
because then you won't have a leg to stand on.

If you type askew into Google search the whole page tilts.
Check it out and come back and tell me if it isn't true.

For more of my "Stuff I've Learned" Click on the post label link below.


CeeCee said...

Love this post. Glad you're getting some sleep. :)
The Google thing worked! I'm so happy.

Buttons said...

Hey I love the askew tilt cool.
Glad your getting some sleep. B

Buttons said...

Hey Leenie M just told me to Google Find Chuck Norris then I feel lucky. It is funny.If you cant sleep tonight. B

Pearl said...


Now I'm off to Google "Find Chuck Norris".

hee hee


heyBJK said...

You made me laugh! :-) Great stuff! I'm still chuckling about the cat!

Alica said...

Like your "finds"...especially the cat. Hubby liked the texting billboard.

Leenie said...

Heh heh. I like "find Chuck Norris." It's good to know Google has a sense of humor.

Tom G. said...

Loved the Google thing!

Also, wanted to mention that FedEx charges way to much to overnight kittens in bubble wrap envelopes.

Anonymous said...

I love when you do stuff like this - sorry didn't go and google askew - I'm much too lazy to do that!!

The Weaver of Grass said...

My goodness me, you really did have a sleepless few hours.

Sarah said...

Love it-and especially the boy holding the sun!

Sarah said...

askew didn't work for me-most disappointed. Off to try Chuck Norris.