Sunday, May 27, 2012

BELIEVE HALF OF WHAT YOU SEE AND NONE OF WHAT YOU HEAR

Hiding under your desk will keep you safe from a nuclear bomb.

 Eating vegetables will help the starving children in China.

Fondue is a food of the future.

The Beatles will never last.

Father always knows best.

Women belong in the home.

Women shouldn't be paid as well as men.

Women aren't strong enough to run a marathon.

Women can have it all.

The world is black.  The world is white.

Presidents never tell a lie.

The United States will save the world from communism.
BUT
Hawks and doves are not as dangerous as
the cuckoos in Washington.

Mini skirts make your legs look sexy.

Pony tails make men look sexy.

Smoking makes you look glamorous.

Smoking does not cause cancer.

Bulbous bouffant

Even though the baby boomers have contributed more to Social Security
than any other generation, the politicians have carelessly spent over
$150 billion of our tax dollars so the retirement, disability and the
financial future of our children is in jeopardy.

6 comments:

Sarah said...

These are great Leenie. Your government sounds a bit like ours!

Buttons said...

I love when you point out the obvious and not so obvious of life :)
Lots of truth in this post. B

CarrieBoo said...

Wow, you say such a lot with so little. That's brilliant. (I eat your posts up.)

I can never understand why we attack other countries because we don't like their political ideals. What makes us so right? Though, I'm probably over-simplifying it.

"bulbous bouffant" LOL!

Joanne said...

My dad had percentages for believing what you read, heard, saw. Can't remember them. We sure did love those mini skirts, though.

Far Side of Fifty said...

well done..I wonder about our children too..and our Grandchildren..sad isn't it:(

frayedattheedge said...

I love when you do these posts!