Friday, August 3, 2012

RANDOM QUESTIONS AND QUOTES

Always borrow money from a pessimist.
He won't expect it back

You have a cough?  Go home tonite and eat a
whole box of Ex-Lax.  Tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are 
members of a weird religious cult.
Rita Rudner

When choosing between two evils
I always like to pick the one
I've never tried before.
Mae West

Blessed are the young for they shall inherit
the national debit.
Herbert Hoover

What if Pinocchio said, "My nose will not grow"?


What if this weren't a hypothetical question?

What do you do if you see an endangered animal
eating an endangered plant?

Everybody has a photographic memory.
Some of us just don't have a memory chip.

9 comments:

mybabyjohn/Delores said...

I do like George Carlin...and I do believe he is right.

Brian King said...

I laughed at the L'oreal ad! LOL! That struck me funny for some reason!

Alica said...

I like the Herbert Hoover quote...well, maybe I shouldn't say I LIKE it, but how true!!

Elizabeth said...

It was the labrador puppy that I loved best!

Happy weekend!

SG said...

Very witty and funny. My favorite is the one about the two evils.

Terry and Linda said...

I loved these... especially the one about choosing between two evils!


Linda
http://coloradofarmlife.wordpress.com
http://deltacountyhistoricalsociety.wordpress.com

Anairam said...

Hahaha! Is the corollary of the first one: Never lend money to an optimist?
PS I like the Dog Training for Dummies one best ....

laura.forestdreams:) said...

oh yeah...i agree that over doing the Xlax will definitely cure a cough! ha!

and WHO is that in the L'Oreal ad?? NICE hair!

Carlin...always funny stuff coming out of his mouth...yet, this quote you used must be ONE of the FEW that didn't contain the Fword...haha!!

happy sunday!

Far Side of Fifty said...

Thanks for the smiles:)