Zombies want brains. I'm safe.
Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe.
So basically a clown ninja.
I went for a run but came back after two minutes because I forgot something.
I forgot I'm out of shape and can't run for more than two minutes.
When posting on Facebook status, there is a fine line between,
"What's on your mind?" and
"I should probably see a therapist about this."
"...and when you get older and have your own children and
THEY make YOU go batshit-wingnut crazy,
I will laugh and laugh and..."
I'm not anti-social.
I just prefer not to deal with your drivel.
If life gives you melons you might be dyslexic.
I'm not short. I'm fun-sized.
16 comments:
The laugh of the day....you ARE a clown ninja.
All good, "life gives you melons" made me snort!
Thanks for the good laugh!
LOL A post I can relate to!
phffft snort! If laughing makes you healthier I am a picture of good health for this past couple of minutes reading your post!
Absolutely delightful!
Thank you for the giggle - you've made my day!
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hahahahaa!! thanks for the morning laugh! i needed that...getting ready to head out to work!
The sink made me laugh out loud. :-)
We've frightened the intern next to me. Score one point for us!!
Pearl
The last one is something I have endured..that one with cat flinging into the air...priceless!!!
Linda
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oh, too funny! thank you!
All good! My favourites are A whim away and those slippers! How can slippers look so evil?!
Oh thank you I needed that laugh that finds it's way out of the deep buried crevices of your soul and leaps forth not to be stopped or contained. Yup I needed that. Thanks Hugs B
Hahahaha!! You made my day. And also, many a true word ...
These are so funny! I laughed and laughed, just what I needed today.
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