It’s so hot, that my “hot flashes” are becoming the only times I feel “cool!!”
You discover it takes only two fingers to drive your car.
Cows are giving evaporated milk.
Chickens are laying boiled eggs.
It’s so hot, I wore my wrinkled clothes outside, and got them steam pressed
It so hot the fish in my pond are sweating!
It's so hot...you learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
The potatoes cook underground, and all you have to do to have lunch is to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
It's so hot you experience condensation on your tush from the hot water in the toilet bowl.
What's the weather like where you are?