Monday, November 15, 2010


I've looked for things in my closets in just the same way.
At least I wasn't in a public place
when I was acting like a turkey.

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How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey?
One, but you really have to squeeze him in.

What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
The letter G!

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside.


Sarah said...

Poor turkey! I too have done that with looking for things, though sometimes they do turn up-but I am a notoriously bad looker. Like the jokes!

susan m hinckley said...

A smile? On a Monday? For me?
Thanks, Leenie!

TALON said...

Awww! Poor turkey! I hope the turkey won't hold it against me that I laughed.

That's right - it's your Thanksgiving coming up! (ours is in October)

Anairam said...

Hehehe! But shame, I have to say that the turkey has my sympathy. I would also go crazy if I knew that what was waiting for me on the 25th, was someone shoving stuff up my backend, followed by a hot oven.

Elizabeth said...

Yes, very cool jokes!

CeeCee said...

Ha!! I especially like the first joke about stuffing a cook in the turkey. :)

Anonymous said...

Love the jokes, but feel a bit sorry for the turkey!!