Monday, November 15, 2010

DID I ALREADY TRY THIS?

I've looked for things in my closets in just the same way.
At least I wasn't in a public place
when I was acting like a turkey.

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How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey?
One, but you really have to squeeze him in.

What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
The letter G!

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside.

7 comments:

Sarah said...

Poor turkey! I too have done that with looking for things, though sometimes they do turn up-but I am a notoriously bad looker. Like the jokes!

susan m hinckley said...

A smile? On a Monday? For me?
Thanks, Leenie!

TALON said...

Awww! Poor turkey! I hope the turkey won't hold it against me that I laughed.

That's right - it's your Thanksgiving coming up! (ours is in October)

Anairam said...

Hehehe! But shame, I have to say that the turkey has my sympathy. I would also go crazy if I knew that what was waiting for me on the 25th, was someone shoving stuff up my backend, followed by a hot oven.

Elizabeth said...

Yes, very cool jokes!

CeeCee said...

Ha!! I especially like the first joke about stuffing a cook in the turkey. :)

frayedattheedge said...

Love the jokes, but feel a bit sorry for the turkey!!