I went on an early morning walk along a road by the river.
Along the way I saw some weird things. I don't know
what they were but I have some guesses.
a. Parts of a maze for giant hamsters
b. Hurdles for a groundhog race
c. Someone's failed attempt at...
..."Bring Me a Rock."
d. Dead Pac Man
e. Bird outhouses
f. Low budget set for the shooting of a Ben Hur chariot race
g. This way to the White Rabbit and the Red Queen
Okay, if you're so smart, what are they?