“The only difference between a rut and a grave is in their dimensions.”
Bad news: I’m getting bored with going out for exercise walks by myself.
Good news: I’ve been invited to go walking with some ladies in my neighborhood.
BN: They are all mostly grandmothers.
GN: They are all in good health.
BN: They are all mostly athletes.
GN: They are going hiking in the mountains tomorrow.
BN: I’ve been told I’ll need snowshoes.
GN: I can rent snowshoes overnight for ten dollars.
BN: I have no idea how to use snowshoes.
GN: I can rent them today and practice.
BN: I am an incompetent klutz.
GN: If I survive I can go with them to a great sale at the Eddy Bauer store.
BN: I probably won’t survive.
GN: I am determined to give this a try.
BN: Determination is the feeling you get just before you do something incredibly stupid.
GN: Bad decisions make good stories.