Q: How do you tell the difference between a black bear and a grizzly bear?
(photo from reallyfunnystuff.org)
A: When you see the bear, climb a tree. If it climbs up the tree and kills you, it's a black bear.
If it knocks the tree down and kills you, it's a grizzly bear.
Get even with a bear who raids you food bag by kicking his favorite stump apart and eating all the ants. If that doesn't work find his favorite bee tree and steal the honey from the beehive.
A hot rock placed in your sleeping bag will keep your feet warm. A hot enchilada will do as well, but the cheese sticks between your toes.
The elastic waistband from your brother's Fruit of the Looms makes an excellent headband.
When camping, always wear a long sleeved shirt. It gives you something to wipe your nose on.
Take this simple test to see if you qualify for solo camping. Shine a flashlight in one ear. If the beam shines out the other ear, do not go into the woods alone.
A two-man pup ten does not include two men or a pup.
A potato baked in the coals for one hour makes an excellent side dish. A potato baked in the coals for three hours makes an excellent hockey puck.
Did you hear about the bones they found on the moon? It seems the cow did not make it.
Last night was perfect camping weather; a little overcast (see moon photo).
A little rain to settle the dust and very few mosquitoes.
CeeCee's contribution to bear identification:
CeeCee's contribution to bear identification: