Out for my morning walk along
the river…
Hokey smoke! It’s Bullwinkle,
standing right in the path toward home.
Now, what?? He’s lying down
in the path.
I either have to walk by
him or walk a mile back the other way.
I approached carefully, ready to run.
Bullwinkle got back up with a very grumpy frown on his face.
The hair on his shoulder hump
raised up and he glared at me. Maybe
that walk back the other way would be a good idea. Maybe I should do that before I have to run.
He folded back his ears and
stomped off into the brush.
“Okay. Fine. I’ll get out of your way.”
“Thhhpppppt! To you.”
And now, here's something we hope you'll really like.
Mooses
Come Walking
by Arlo Guthrie
Mooses come walking over the
hill
Mooses come walking, they rarely stand still
When mooses come walking they go where they will
When mooses come walking over the hill
Mooses look into your window
at night
They look to the left and they look to the right
The mooses are smiling, they think it's a zoo
And that's why the mooses like looking at you
So, if you see mooses while
lying in bed
It's best to just stay there pretending you're dead
The mooses will leave and you'll get the thrill
Of seeing the mooses go over the hill
A
Use For A Moose
By Shel
Silverstein
The antlers of a standing
moose,
As everybody knows,
Are just the perfect place to hang
Your wet and drippy clothes.
It’s quick and cheap, but I must say
I’ve lost a lot of clothes that way.