PENNSYLVANIA! Punxsutawney Phil!
Blinded by the light. Dressed up like Medusa with hair rollers in the night.
She's got a chicken to ride and she don't care.
I've got two chickens to paralyze.
I've got flu rickets and parasites.
Gimme the beef, boys and feed my soul. I wanna get lost in a kaiser roll.
Rocket Man! Burnin' up his shoes with aerosol!
You make the rice. I'll make the gravy. But it just may be a tuna fish we're lookin' for.
I'm blue. If I was green I would die.
If I was green I would die.
If I was green I would die.
I left my brains down in Africa.
There's nothin' that a hundred men on Mars could ever do.
(If I was green I would die.
If I was green I would die.)
Oh, Canada! We stand on cars and freeze!