Being an adult is the dumbest thing I've ever done.
Sometimes the first step to forgiveness
is understanding the other person is a complete moron.
Those of you who expect me to go out of my head at any moment...
...it may take a while longer because the exits are not clearly marked.
When you think about how huge the earth is...
...and how it's just a fraction of the size of the sun...
...which in turn, is just a tiny speck of dust
in the overall universe...
...it's pretty easy to rationalize eating an entire cake.
