Almost
all of the eleven students in my high school graduating class had been together
since we showed up in Mrs. O’Donnell’s first grade. During our Junior year, our new science
teacher was Mr. M., fresh out of college.
By the
first minute of our first class we knew it was going to be a loooong year. He lectured and talked and droned on and on, throwing
in his catch phrase, “Of course,” so often that we began to count how many
times he said it and then would compare notes after class to average up the score.
We sat around tables like this one.
(By the way, I found this table for sale on Ebay for:
$1,995.00 Buy It
Now or Best Offer
50 watching
Large oak table, 36” surface height. New oak top, large single
drawer measures 21” x 36” x 2.75”.
Just
in case you’re interested)
Anyway,
we gritted our way through Dry Mr. M’s biology class by making chains out of
our gum wrappers.
Over
a period of time we combined our endeavors into a single chain and kept it in
one of those “large single drawers” of our science room table. By the end of the school year, the chain had
become a huge coil that filled most of the drawer.
It
was much larger than the one in this photo but the original is lost to history.
When
we arrived in our chemistry class the next fall, the chain was still there in
the drawer but our Mr. M. had been replaced by Mr. B.
Seen here with the black
monster results of a combination of sugar and sulfuric acid
He
was from the oil fields of Wyoming and knew how to blow things up, melt things
down and how to mix chemicals to make a stench that could clear the building.
He organized
one of the first school science fairs during which Roy and Leon brought in the bones
of a dead calf, cleaned those bones by soaking them in trash cans full of bleach
(which made the whole school smell like a swimming pool)…
…and
then they assembled the skeleton like a dinosaur exhibit.
Sorry
about the bad photo but parts of my school annuals got hit with water damage
during a flood.
Mr.
B. said someday science would figure out how to get the fossil fuels out of the
shale under the state of Wyoming and our energy problems would change
dramatically.
Our
gum wrapper chain in the drawer continued, but only sporadically, and the
Senior Class willed it to the Junior Class when we graduated.
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Here
is how to make gum wrapper chains. But good
ones only contain Double Mint, Spearmint, Juicy Fruit, Beemans, Black Jack and
Cloves papers.
