PENNSYLVANIA! Punxsutawney Phil!
Blinded by the light. Dressed up like Medusa with hair rollers in the night.
She's got a chicken to ride and she don't care.
I've got two chickens to paralyze.
I've got flu rickets and parasites.
Gimme the beef, boys and feed my soul. I wanna get lost in a kaiser roll.
Rocket Man! Burnin' up his shoes with aerosol!
You make the rice. I'll make the gravy. But it just may be a tuna fish we're lookin' for.
I'm blue. If I was green I would die.
If I was green I would die.
If I was green I would die.
I left my brains down in Africa.
There's nothin' that a hundred men on Mars could ever do.
(If I was green I would die.
If I was green I would die.)
Oh, Canada! We stand on cars and freeze!
7 comments:
:) Took me a minute, and then I just had to shake my head at your sense of humor!
Oh, this is delightful. As I've got older, I mis-hear an awful lot of lyrics --and conversations--and it can be hilarious.
"Stand on cars and freeze" yep...that's us for sure.
You had me laughing out loud!
Linda
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I am partial to the chicken. I was waiting for, "I'll never be your pizza burger."
"Lucy in disguise with diamonds..."
"She's got electric boobs, a mohair suit and she's badder than a pack of hyenaaaaaas...."
LOLOLOL "why yes, I do hear music in the woods..."
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