THIRTY DAY CHALLENGE--Day Thirteen

Out for my morning walk along the river…

 Hokey smoke! It’s Bullwinkle, standing right in the path toward home.

 Now, what?? He’s lying down in the path.  

I either have to walk by him or walk a mile back the other way.

 I approached carefully, ready to run. 

Bullwinkle got back up with a very grumpy frown on his face.

 The hair on his shoulder hump raised up and he glared at me.  Maybe that walk back the other way would be a good idea.  Maybe I should do that before I have to run.

 He folded back his ears and stomped off into the brush.

“Okay. Fine.  I’ll get out of your way.”

 “Thhhpppppt! To you.”

And now, here's something we hope you'll really like.

  

Mooses Come Walking
by Arlo Guthrie

Mooses come walking over the hill
Mooses come walking, they rarely stand still
When mooses come walking they go where they will
When mooses come walking over the hill

Mooses look into your window at night
They look to the left and they look to the right
The mooses are smiling, they think it's a zoo
And that's why the mooses like looking at you

So, if you see mooses while lying in bed
It's best to just stay there pretending you're dead
The mooses will leave and you'll get the thrill
Of seeing the mooses go over the hill

A Use For A Moose

By Shel Silverstein

The antlers of a standing moose,
As everybody knows,
Are just the perfect place to hang
Your wet and drippy clothes.
It’s quick and cheap, but I must say
I’ve lost a lot of clothes that way.