Have you ever wondered why---
• does a toaster have a smoking charcoal setting
• don't we ever hear about a psychic winning the lottery
• didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes
• it doesn't gross us out to eat chicken embryos that come from a hen's butt
--or to drink the excretions of a cow's mammary glands
• a dog gets angry when you blow on his face but he loves to ride in a car with his head out the window
• brain cells die but fat cells are forever
• the sun makes our hair light and our skin dark
• there is a light in your fridge and not in your freezer (but there is a light in your big freezer)
• does mineral water that has "trickled through the mountains for centuries" have a 'sell by' date
• we are IN a movie but ON television
• does a toaster have a smoking charcoal setting
• don't we ever hear about a psychic winning the lottery
• didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes
• it doesn't gross us out to eat chicken embryos that come from a hen's butt
--or to drink the excretions of a cow's mammary glands
• a dog gets angry when you blow on his face but he loves to ride in a car with his head out the window
• brain cells die but fat cells are forever
• the sun makes our hair light and our skin dark
• there is a light in your fridge and not in your freezer (but there is a light in your big freezer)
• does mineral water that has "trickled through the mountains for centuries" have a 'sell by' date
• we are IN a movie but ON television
If you are still there please enjoy my grandchildrens' concert.
Mom and kids and strings last year.
This year taller
Still practicing
Getting better all the time
I may be prejudice but they sound superb
With even more talent waiting to be discovered
Daddy time
























