Sunday, November 18, 2012

OPENING SEQUENCE IN BLACK AND WHITE


Recently my cousin sent me a few photos taken a long time ago during a visit her family made to my family’s farm.

This was one of them.  That’s me in braids trying to hide in the flowers by our house.

This reminded me of other photos which came into my hands after the death of my parents.  Funny how the world seemed to change from black and white to colors about the same time Dorothy landed in OZ.  I know these photos were taken well after 1939. (I’m not THAT old!) But they have the same eerie quality of a time so totally removed from the fast-paced flashy world of today.

Baby Me dressed in my sunbonnet and yet still squinting in the bright light.  I’m stashed in the high chair which survived all four children before giving up the ghost.

Farm cats had to be tough.  Not only did they have to endure a rugged outdoor life, but there were those sticky kids who didn’t know the difference between hugging and choking.

My mom was a farm wife.  She didn’t have time to take a lot of pictures, but there seemed to be one every year of us in our Easter outfits.  This is me in a dress.  I remember it well.  Mom sewed it and added a store-bought belt to make it extra cool.  It’s one photo of me in a dress where I didn’t have a big bandage on one or both of my knees.  That’s my older brother looking very Indiana Jones in his fedora.

Here I’m wearing a hat and jacket that used to belong to my big brother.  I’m sitting on a Flexible Flyer sled like you’d expect to see in “A Christmas Story.”  It was an evil sled.  I have one of those memories which runs like a movie trailer in my mind. It involves propping that sled at an angle against a stack of wood.  My plan was to turn the sled into a short slippery slide.  It was an okay plan except there was nail that had worked itself loose enough to rip through the seat of my jeans and me.  Hurt so bad I could hardly breathe.  I still have a scar.

Not a very good ending.  Well, here is a sweet photo of Mom and me.

Thursday, November 15, 2012

TAKING MY CAMERA FOR A WALK

I bought another camera.  It's an upgrade from my Nikon D40 to a slightly used D3100.  More megapixels plus video capabilities.  I just bought the body since I already have lenses so it wasn't a major purchase.  The other morning I took it for a walk. I sized these shots down to 500px so they'd open quickly.   Still fumbling with new buttons and the autofocus. There's always so much to learn.






Monday, November 12, 2012

THE LEMMINGS ARE GAINING ON ME

Zombies want brains.  I'm safe.


Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe.
So basically a clown ninja.


I went for a run but came back after two minutes because I forgot something.
I forgot I'm out of shape and can't run for more than two minutes.


When posting on Facebook status, there is a fine line between, 
"What's on your mind?" and
"I should probably see a therapist about this."


"...and when you get older and have your own children and
THEY make YOU go batshit-wingnut  crazy,
I will laugh and laugh and..."


I'm not anti-social.
I just prefer not to deal with your drivel.


If life gives you melons you might be dyslexic.


I'm not short.  I'm fun-sized.