Last night I found myself caffeine buzzed, wide awake and internet surfing. I saw a few things I really wish I hadn't, learned some stuff and stole some photos. But, hey, if it's online it must belong to the world, right?
Maybe the reason for the obesity epidemic is everyone is standing in their shower using hair products which are supposed to add volume and body. Shouldn't we be using that dish soap which claims it: "Takes grease right out of your way."?
Before you criticize someone--walk a mile in their shoes. Then you'll be too far away for them to hear you and you'll have their shoes so they can't run after you.
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Maybe the reason for the obesity epidemic is everyone is standing in their shower using hair products which are supposed to add volume and body. Shouldn't we be using that dish soap which claims it: "Takes grease right out of your way."?
Avoid writing down or sharing photos of anything that could embarrass if made public.
I have a very firm grasp on reality. I can reach out and strangle it at any time.
Never put both of your feet in your mouth at the same time
because then you won't have a leg to stand on.
If you type askew into Google search the whole page tilts.
Check it out and come back and tell me if it isn't true.
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12 comments:
Love this post. Glad you're getting some sleep. :)
The Google thing worked! I'm so happy.
Hey I love the askew tilt cool.
Glad your getting some sleep. B
Hey Leenie M just told me to Google Find Chuck Norris then I feel lucky. It is funny.If you cant sleep tonight. B
:-)
Now I'm off to Google "Find Chuck Norris".
hee hee
Pearl
You made me laugh! :-) Great stuff! I'm still chuckling about the cat!
Like your "finds"...especially the cat. Hubby liked the texting billboard.
Heh heh. I like "find Chuck Norris." It's good to know Google has a sense of humor.
Loved the Google thing!
Also, wanted to mention that FedEx charges way to much to overnight kittens in bubble wrap envelopes.
I love when you do stuff like this - sorry didn't go and google askew - I'm much too lazy to do that!!
My goodness me, you really did have a sleepless few hours.
Love it-and especially the boy holding the sun!
askew didn't work for me-most disappointed. Off to try Chuck Norris.
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